Snagged from everyone.

Give me one character and I will tell you:
(My main fandoms are Supernatural, Torchwood, and new Doctor Who, but anything I have a tag for is fair game!)

1. OTP for them.
2. Runner-up pairing.
3. Honourable mention(s).
4. Crack pairing(s).
5. Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't.